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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by dongregg » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:09 am

gkmoberg1 wrote:
Sun Sep 30, 2018 3:43 am
I love this thread. There are so many cool & inventive contributions.

I was charmed this evening by Old people are also cute , which I had forgotten about.
Just reread it. It is sweet and it flows nicely. I love short vignettes that can grab you. I read your and intrige's exchanges afterward. Thanks for drawing our attention to the story again.
“For drama to deepen, we must see the loneliness of the monster and the cunning of the innocent.”

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Post by gkmoberg1 » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:39 pm

You are right: these short pieces have an a good impact.

I went looking and re-read that exchange. I don't recall that. Yet there it is. Oh my, i found it unexpectedly tearful (literally) that my joy this week in reading again that vignette matches -I gather- that which I felt then.

This thread does wonders for me. It is hard to stay in a funk when I read through the entries here. Clubby, wherever you are, you dealt us a bit of magic with this.

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Post by gkmoberg1 » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:59 pm

Here's another fun entry. It looks that it arrived in the middle of a flurry of other contributions and was not commented on. That is a shame because it is creative and made me laugh just now. @TigerEyes - well done!! :D
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Here's my bad attempt at doing outtakes for LTROI.
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Post by dongregg » Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:30 pm

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If you're a new member, you may not have found this collection of mostly lighthearted, mostly short offerings by a variety of forum members. Enjoy! :lol:
“For drama to deepen, we must see the loneliness of the monster and the cunning of the innocent.”

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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by Siggdalos » Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:11 pm

TigerEyes' Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody remains one of the best and funniest things I've read on this forum.
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De höll om varandra i tystnad. Oskar blundade och visste: detta var det största. Ljuset från lyktan i portvalvet trängde svagt in genom hans slutna ögonlock, la en hinna av rött för hans ögon. Det största.

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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by gkmoberg1 » Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:52 pm

Siggdalos wrote:
Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:11 pm
TigerEyes' Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody remains one of the best and funniest things I've read on this forum.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by Siggdalos » Sat Dec 05, 2020 1:06 am

...and now because I started thinking about it, I couldn't resist doing my own spin on it.

Sabbatsberg hospital, Sunday November 8
Lacke: ... and then we can buy that cottage on the countryside, you and me.
Virginia: Please, Lacke, I need you to help me. How would we afford a cottage anyway?
Lacke: Dad's stamp collection.
Virginia: What?
Lacke: I told you, I have my dad's old stamp collection. I can start selling it off, and you know, one stamp is worth eighty grand...
Virginia: Yes...
Lacke: ...if I find the right buyer, and then we can buy that cottage I've talked about...
Virginia: Yes, I see...
Lacke: ...listen to the larks singing...
Virginia: Be quiet!
Lacke: ...grow potatoes and beets...
Virginia: Be quiet! Just listen to me!
Lacke: Okay, what do you want, then?
Virginia: I want you to destroy my heart.
Lacke: Destroy your heart? Why would I do that?
Virginia: I'm a vampire.
Lacke: Vampires don't exist.
Virginia: Yes they do.
Lacke: Well, how'd you become a vampire, then?
Virginia: A mysterious pale child, their head covered in raven-black hair, descended upon me from the treetops in the dead of night to feast on my blood, cursing me to an immortal existence of preying on my fellow humans. That is why I am a vampire.
Lacke: Listen. Strange kids jumping out of trees is no basis for ending a person's existence. Our society is built on rational scientific principles, not some archaic East European superstition.
Virginia: Be quiet!
Lacke: You can't expect me to illegally assist in suicide just 'cause some brat spooked you during a walk.
Virginia: Shut up!
Lacke: I mean, if I went around saying I was a werewolf just because some shaggy mutt bit me in the foot, they'd put me away!
Virginia: [grabs Lacke's arm] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Lacke: Ah, now we see the violence created by your delusions!
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Post by dongregg » Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:52 am

Good!
“For drama to deepen, we must see the loneliness of the monster and the cunning of the innocent.”


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Re: little Funny Fictions:)

Post by Siggdalos » Sat May 08, 2021 8:29 pm


[Oskar walks around offering candy from a bag]
Oskar: Dumle lollipops! Dajm!
Eli: Got any bananas?
Oskar: Haven't got any bananas, sorry. Got Japp, Bounty...
Eli: No, no...
Oskar: Lakrisal?
Eli: I don't want any of that candy rubbish.
Oskar: None of it?
Eli: None. Never tried it, anyway.
Oskar: Then how do you know you don't like it?
Eli: ...alright, a Lakrisal, then.
[One vomiting scene later]
Oskar: Are you a vampire?
Eli: Piss off.
Oskar: What?
Eli: I'm not a vampire! I'm Eli! Vampires, puh.
Oskar: Can I... become like you?
Eli: No, piss off.
Oskar: I want to be with you, I hate my life, and I hate my bullies more than anything!
Eli: Shh! [lowers voice] Are you sure?
Oskar: Oh, dead sure. I hate my bullies already.
Eli: Listen, if you wanted to become like me, you'd have to really hate bullies.
Oskar: I do!
Eli: Oh yeah, how much?
Oskar: A lot!
[Pause]
Eli: Right, fetch your knife. Listen, the only people I hate more than bullies are freaking vampires. And pedophiles. And undead vampire pedophiles. Perverts.
Oskar: Like the guy who lived with you?
Eli: Yeah. Whatever happened to him, anyway?
Oskar: He's over there.
[Both look at Zombie Håkan]
Both: PERVERT!
De höll om varandra i tystnad. Oskar blundade och visste: detta var det största. Ljuset från lyktan i portvalvet trängde svagt in genom hans slutna ögonlock, la en hinna av rött för hans ögon. Det största.

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