ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator LtROI Edition

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ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator LtROI Edition

Post by cmfireflies » Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:50 am

Here are some fake LtROI quotes generated by this website: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

Eli: Is something burning?
Hakan: Just my love for you.
Eli: Hakan, the toaster is on fire.

Eli: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Hakan: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Eli: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Hakan: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Eli: No! Four to five seconds!
Hakan: Too late!!!

Eli: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Hakan: Twelve, actually.
Eli: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Hakan: Yours!
Eli: That's right: no one's.

Eli: This is bothering me.
Oskar: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Eli: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

Eli, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Oskar.
Oskar: How did you do that without turning around?
Eli: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Eli: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Oskar: Thank you
Eli: I didn't say that was a good thing
Oskar: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Eli: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Oskar: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

Eli: Here's some advice
Oskar: I didn't ask for any
Eli: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
"When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it."

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