Part 4

Submitted by EEA on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 16:54

Oskar's diary
Lucy Lucy how could I forget her name. Because of her I got into a lot of trouble with Eli that night. But somehow things turn out all right. Lucy became our new friend! And remembering that night gives me a big headache...
Where to start? First the tapping on the trunk. Then well I did enjoy eating the hot dog that Lucy gave me. Eli got really angry but the worst part was when Lucy threw the snow ball at her! Then I try to explain to Eli that I had never met Lucy. All those fights that we had because of her. Then when Lucy was sleeping and she scream at us because our laughter woke her up. Then when I got worry that Eli would hurt Lucy when she was tickling her. Things only got worst from there.
Then that dinner. How was I suppose to know that Lucy was there. I was happy and then when I saw Ah it was too late. Eli saw me sitting down with Lucy. She though we were on a date! Eli was jealous. It was sort of nice to see Eli this way since it means that she really does like me! Anyways we fought again and Lucy left. Eli then became furious and had to be held by the waiters as she was taken away from the kitchen screaming.
Then the other stuff. The poem, the roses, when I thought Eli was under the blankets, when I thought I was talking to Eli and it was Lucy wearing Eli's things, and the other Oscar kid that Lucy said she knew. I almost went crazy!
Then the rings and when Eli saw Lucy with the ring. I just wanted to be gone. But the worst part was the sequel to the dinner. That blond guy was the cause of everything. Suddenly I found myself thinking of Lucy and I became jealous when I saw her sitting with Owen. Then I protected her so the food would not land on her. It was not my night...
Then when we thought Lucy had thrown herself off the train. But she was alive! Then I thought we were in big trouble when she became infected too. But she did not mind. That was the beginning of many many adventures...
Starting with The Lessons that Eli gave us. It only lead to a lot of running. Trying to escape from Eli since she got mad a lot of times with Lucy. Oh those lessons..
"I had enough of this Lucy!"
Oskar's diary when flying and landed who knows were!
"Enough of what Eli?"
"You thought I would forget didn't you."
Oskar came in looking nervous.
Had Eli dicover that I had been reading her diary and what about Oskar.
"Is time... Time .."
"Time for the quiz!"
"A quiz!"
"Yes the quiz about me!"
No, not the quiz again.
"Come on!"
Last time I did not do so good...
I had my pen and pencil ready. I was seating on a desk. Right behind me was Oskar.
"No cheating and you better circle the answer or else it does not count!"
Eli handed the quiz and went to sit by a sofa. One of those fancy sofas in which she could adjust the temperature, the height and even hear radio!
"Begin! You have an hour!"
So I read the first question.
I tremble as I open the first page:
'Eli's super super hard quiz that not even Lucy will pass. Only Oskar will since he knows me that well..'
Question 1...
Question 1
How do you spell my name?
a.Elly
b.Eli
c.Elii
d.don't know

2. What date did Oskar met me?
a. November 12 1981
b. October 22 1981
c.December 1 1981
d. Not sure since I am Lucy and this quiz is too hard for me

3.When is our anniversary?(This anniversary which a certain someone is also part of since that is the day we met her.)
a.December 23 1987
b.January 31 2012
c. November 13 1981
d. dont know

4. How much does Oskar love me?
a. A lot.
b. A little
c. He loves Lucy.(Ha ha)
d. Dont know.

Question 5
What do I like to do most of the time?
A. Sleep.
B. Spend time with Oskar.
C. Solve puzzles with Oskar.
D. Chase Lucy around when I get mad at her. (Ha Ha)

Question 6
Do I have a short temper?
A. Yes
B.No

Question 7
Who is pretty me or Lucy?
A. Me
B. Lucy (Sure Ha Ha)

Question 8
What was the first puzzle Oskar let me borrow?
A. A ball
B. A Rubik's cube
C. A cross world puzzle
d. Not sure.
Oskar look confident. He answer the questions fast. When was the anniversary? How did you spell her name? Elii Elly Elli I thought I knew for sure but when it came to Elii's quizes and now Eli and Oskar were throwing kisses at each other. He send her a kiss with his hand and she did the same. Back and forth back and forth. The hour was almost up. I took my chance circle whatever answer and while Oskar and Eli kept showing off their love. I waited patiently for the hour to end. Oskar and I got up at the same time and bump into each other. Our papers fell to the floor. Oskar pick up his smiling. Show off. I pick up my paper and before I was going to give it to Eli I saw I had not written my name. I went back and got my pencil and scribble my name. Oskar must have fogotten to since I saw he was writing his name and still sending kisses to Eli while she giggle. Lucky for him he probably got all the answers correct. This time I hope I would get at least a D.
The shocking results

I could not believe it. The quiz.. The super super hard quiz that Lucy would not pass...
She got an A!
And Oskar my dear Oskar he had gotten a F!
I was so angry! How could this have happened?
It could not be true but it was. I look at the papers. Lucy 8 out of 8 questions answer correctly! And Oskar Oskar! He he better start to run!
Eli was furious. She broke a lot of stuff. The desks, her sofa was split in half.
"I knew it! All this time!"
"What's wrong Eli?"
"Like if you don't know Oskar!"
"Know what?"
"The results Lucy Lucy pass and you you..."

"cant even spell my name right!"

"Elli that is not the way my name is spelled, but worst you don't even remember the date we first met or the day of our anniversary!"

"That' not true!"

"The results don't lie! The worser part is that you answer that you love Lucy!"

"Let me see!"

"Here read it read it!"

I was speechless. I had gotten an A on Eli's super super hard quiz. Really? I could not believe it.
"It can't be true! No way! No way!"
I had to see that quiz! There is no way Oskar could have gotten all the answers incorrectly. After all who knew Eli better than him!
So there they went fighting back and forward.
"Spell my name!"
"I know how to spell your name! This is Lucy's doing!"
Hey now Oskar was angry with me and Elli er Ely how was her name spell... Well she kept breaking stuff.
"My name my name I cant believe you cant spell my name correctly after all this time we have been together!"
So there was only one solution!
"You two need couple's therapy!"
At the therapy sessions of the many there will be.....
What was I doing here? I should not have said nothing. Let them fight and then they would stop and make up like always. But I had to say it. Now Oskar was free and instead of being here seating next to Eli. Who was next to her? Me while Oskar was relaxing at home. Dr. Thompson said it was Eli and I who needed the therapy. According to him
"We needed to work things out if our relationship was going to work."
I protested. It was Oskar who was dating Eli not me. But it was no use. So the first session begin....
"Why are we here again?" I ask the doctor.
"To save your relationship with Eli."
"But Oskar is the one dating Eli!" I protested.
"This isn't about that."
So on and on the doctor went confusing me with his big terms. How Eli cared so much about me and that it was through anger that was her only way to show how deeply she cared about me.
"Sure, she is always chasing me around."
Eli has not manage to capture me. I always get away and that only gets her angry! And I have been doing a lot of running.
"Well that is why both of you are here. To find a solution to the problem."
How many sessions were there going to be....
The List
The doctor said we had to do a list of our hardest goals we had not achieved yet and to share the important one. Eli went first. I try to peek at her list but she hid it.
"To make Oskar happy."
"Ha like that is hard to do." Oskar was always happy with Eli.
She was hiding something I felt.
"Lucy don't interrupt Eli."
"Then let's see the list!"
"I don't feel like it!"
She held the paper tightly.
"Eli, Lucy, just.."
But I knew Eli's weakness.
I went to the window and said.
"Look there is a girl hugging Oskar!"
This set her off!
"Where? Where!!"
Then I snatch the paper away!
"I knew it! See she was lying!"
Eli's difficult goal to achieve!
1.To one day capture Lucy!
2.One day I will!
3.I know there has to be a way!
4.She always gets away!
5.Why can't I captured her?
6.I will one day!!!
7.Why Why???
8.There must be a formula.
9.That's it. A Lucy formula so I can finally finally trapped her!!!
10.There just has to! Even if it takes me a long time!! One day I will capture Lucy!!!
"I knew it!"
"Well so that is my goal!! I thought I almost had achieved it!! Is all your fault!"
And she begin her story about that day again...
Eli's super duper party celebrating she captured Lucy finally!!!
That party
Yes I had finally captured Lucy!! I finally did it. That is why I was throwing this super super cool party!!
"Remember how I captured you Lucy!"
"Yes Eli."
"How I corner you!! There was no windows or doors you could hide in!"
"Whatever."
But Lucy was not acting like Lucy. How strange. It had to be my imagination. I finally caught her!!! She finally did it. She was bothering Oskar all the time that day! She wanted to get his attention and Oskar gladly gave it to her. How dare she! It reminded me of that night of misunderstandings. But she kept at it.
"Oskar this, Oskar that, Oskar do you want to go for a walk?"
Until finally I had enough and broke a chair.
"What do you want with Oskar!"
"Catch me if you want to know!!"
"I will! I will!"
So I chased her around until I had her corner!! But it seem to easy! But I did not cared! I had finally caught her!!
I jumped from too much happiness. Everything was going well, until everything was ruined. The door bell rang. Oskar tried to stop me from opening the door. And there, there was Lucy!! But then who was the other Lucy?
"Hey you guys having a party! Hey there is someone that looks like me!"
What was going on?
"Is this the big surprise you had for me Oskar?"
This was Lucy. Then the one I had captured was some look a like that they had hired! I even had her confess.
"Who put you up tp this?"
"The blonde kid. He pay me to pretend to be some girl name Lucy."
It could not be!! Oskar were was Oskar? He was gone. I was so mad....
"So I did not captured her."
"But Eli Lucy and you are friends now. Surely you can let..."
"Never, never! I just know one day I will captured Lucy. You will see!!"
Great capturing me was Eli's goal in life. Just wonderful.
Now it was my time to complaint!
"Well Elli is always spying on me! She ended my movie career!"
"I did not! And that is not how you pronounce my name! Is Eli!"
"Eli please let Lucy speak. Is her turn."
So I began. Now it was my turn.
How Elli ended Lucy's short movie career
I was going to be part of the Twilight fame since I was a Cullen too but Eli rip the contract that had my name on it.
"But why?"
"Because I said no!"
"Is not fair you and Oskar get to have all the fame. A super cool website with cool fans and an aclaim film."
"Well that is well"
I wanted some of the fame too!
Then Eli even ruined my chances of playing her in the film. The choice was between .me and another young girl.
"Good luck!"
"Good luck to you too!"
Then when it was my turn there she was. I had to run or else Eli was going to tear me into pieces.
"So this is what you do during work hours! Come here!"
So that is how my movie career came to an end.
"Then there was that time she try to kiss me."
"I was trying to show you my past. You said you wanted to learn more about me!"
"You do that by talking not by kissing someone!"
"You never let me explain!"
So I began to tell about that day...
That day
I was reading a Goosebumps book. The one were a kid got turn into a wolf. So there I was when suddenly Eli was seating next to me. What had I done this time? But she was not angry. She was happy. She even playfully gave me a friendly punch in my arm. She was not mad anymore. She had discover me reading a certain secret diary which was not the other secret diary I had discover which Eli does not know that I know about it!
"I knew it! You have been reading my super secret diary!"
"I I just just well..."
"Whaat?"
"Wanted to learn more about your past!"
I said as I run. Lucky for me she did not captured me.
And now Eli kept smiling at me and looking at me strangely. Maybe she was sick.
"Are you ok?"
She kept approaching me. I moved to the end of the sofa but she kept getting closer until finally she took my book.
"Eli can you give me back my book please?"
But she just kept smiling creepily at me. She then kept getting more closer. Until she grab me by the arms and made me face her.
"You want to learn about my past. Well let me show you."
What was she doing? Was she going to kiss me? The closer she got the more I move my head. I was able to free myself.
"Eli if you and Oskar are fighting this isn't the solution. I am sure the two of you can work things out!"
"I am trying to show you my past! Come here!"
But I ran ran away from this madness.
"I was trying to show you my past!"
"Interesting what did Oskar say?"
"He got super jealous and next thing I knew I was the one dating Eli!"
My Week with Eli
So Oskar and Eli got into a fight and now Eli had moved to my room.
"I was trying to show her my past!"
"Sure! Then how come you look so happy!"
"I was not!"
"Well now you can date her instead since you like to spend all the time chasing after her!"
"Then I will!"
Eli and Oskar had not been spending that much time together. Elli was always trying to captured me and Oskar was really frustrated.
"Eli I got the movie.."
"Not now Oskar I have to catch Lucy!"
Until finally he lost his patience. And now I was been invaded by Eli.
Monday
Eli has been in my room all day. She has been playing puzzles all day! This could be good after all. She might not even chase me anymore. I might even have a chance to go out and watch a movie! So I try to sneak out but before I can escape there she is!
And Oskar was there watching everything!
"Now you are going out with Lucy!"
"Oskar is not like that! Tell him Eli.."
"And you don't have time for me!"
"Yeah I am going out with Lucy!"
And off we went to rent a movie. I chose my movie and was watching it alone. Eli kept solving her puzzle. And Oskar was playing video games.
Tuesday
Eli was still invading my room. She kept solving her puzzles. I could not help it so I look at Eli's trunk. Hey I found another secret diary. It said. 'Eli's secretive backup secret diary just in case the super secret diary gets lost.'
"Hey hey what are you looking at."
"Now this is interesting!"
"Lucy give that back!"
"Come and get it!"
Eli began to chase me and I manage to avoid her and manage to go to the living room.
"I bet you can't get me!"
"You will see!"
So Eli chased me around until she had me corner!
"Tickle tickle."
She was tickling me.
"Stop that ha ha!"
Uh oh Oskar was there watching everything.
"So now you have time to play with her!"
"Yeah I do!"
Now it was my time to escape. I ran.
"Hey come back!"
Wednesday
I try to sneak out to talk to Oskar while Eli was sleeping. I found Oskar by the couch.
"Oskar."
"Is you."
"Don't be angry with Eli. You are the only one she wants to be with."
"Then why was she..."
"I don't know she said she wanted to show me her past."
I still did not understand what she meant. Oskar's face brighten.
"Oh I see. Is just that when I saw her there so happy I just got so jealous!"
"That's ok. So you will talk with her."
"Yes."
"So now we can go to the park together!" I was so happy I gave Oskar a big hug.
"Yeah just the..."
Then that familiar angry voice uh oh it could only mean trouble.
"So this is why you are fighting with me so you can date Lucy secretly!"
"Eli is not like that!"
"And you you better start to run!"
So I did. Now the madness was just starting.

The double date
So Oskar put on his best suit. He was looking all fancy. He even had brought some white roses. Maybe he and Eli had stopped fighting. Then Eli came out to wearing an old dress. Eli still has no fashion sense. She had brought some beat up red roses.
"You two are going out on a date!" I was happy for them! Finally things would be better.
"No, not with him!"
"No, not with her!"
I should have left it at that but I had to ask. Had to ask.
"With who them?"
Eli and Oskar came to stand infront of me and pointed at me with their index finger.
"With you!"
"With you!"
Uh oh I was in big trouble...
So Eli and Oskar kept fighting. Each pulling me to their table.
"Come here Lucy!"
"No, she is with me!"
"Is my turn to be with her!"
"No, it isn't!"
So I was running from Eli to Oskar. I could not sit down! I had the only solution I could think off.
"I will be back!"
I ran to the hallway and took out the card and dial the number. My solution to get away from this madness!
The Solution
So I got hired again not by the blond kid but by the girl name Lucy. So I am now pretending to be here.
"Sit here Lucy!"
"No, she is seating with me!"
So off they went off fighting and since they were so busy fighting I decided to order a meal. So off I was eating and they continue to scream until they discover me.
"Hey since when can you eat food Lucy!"
"Yeah since when!"
They look angry. So I got up and told them.
"I am not Lucy! She hired me to come!"
And off I went running from them!
Lucy's not so secretive diary gets discover
So I was at home relaxing while Eli and Oskar thought I was with them at the restaurant. Nice just me and no one chasing me around. That is until I did not see those two angry faces watching me!
"You better start to run!"
So I did and now both Eli and Oskar were after me. If it had been difficult before with just Eli following me around. Now with Oskar it was more harder. But I continue to run!
"Come here!"
As I was being chased by Eli I hit one of the bookshelves and one of the books hit Eli.
"Hey what's this? One of Lucy's not so secretive diary backup diary which has been lost with the other misplaced diaries which Lucy has somewhere around the house lost."
"Is about us!"
Oh no they had found one of my missing misplaced diaries which I always misplaced!
"Give that back!"
The not so secretive diary
"Come on guys! Give that back!"
"Is my turn to read!"
"Let's see what Lucy has to say about me!"
And so Oskar begin to read aloud!
Entry one ......
That blond kid
Cant believe I met Oskar! The kid who vanish from school! I wonder if the police is giving any reward to find him! If they are I could be rich! Or I could just keep him to myself! After all he is sort of cute and handsome and if things dont work out with his girlfriend then I might snatch him away!
But that girl who is dating him is too jealous. Here I am eating a hot dog with him. Somehow I feel that she is spying on us....
Trouble trouble
I keep running into that kid and he only gets me into more trouble with his girlfriend. I was just sleeping and then I heard this laughter. It was those two. Then she begin to tickle me and he sounded all worried. Lucy dont hurt Lucy. And off I went running for my life....
Dear diary,
I keep running into them. Now it was dinner and later I met them outside! I was only borrowing her things. And when I thought I had gotten rid of them. There they are again. If I dont make it out alive tonight someone might find this diary and know how much I suffer this night...
Oskar or Oscar
I prefer Oscar. He at least doesnt want to kill me or chase me around. Both of them ruined my play date with Oscar. First when I was playing tick tack toe with him and later when I was going to meet up with him by the park. Oskar or Oscar. I try to explain myself. Is not my fault they have the same name!
Knight in shinning armor
Now Oskar is acting strange. He keeps looking at me as I sit with Owen. Then when Eli and Abby threw the plates of food at me. Off he went to protect me. He and Owen are in a commpetition to see who will be my knifht in shinning armor. Is sort of fun!
Infected and friendship
Well it turn out all right this night! Now Oskar is my new friend. If Eli doesnt watch out and take care of Oskar I might snatch him away!
Now about Eli.....
"Let me read. I want to know what Lucy has to say about me!"

That girl whose name I do not know how to pronounce and who has been after me chasing me around all night but lucky for me she has not captured me and who keeps thinking that I am after her boyfriend but I am not! Is all a misunderstanding! The things she has seen are not what they are but she wont let me explain and she keeps getting mad at me. I did not mean to throw her the snowball or to scream at her. Or for her to find me eating dinner with her boyfriend, or the whole Oskar, Oscar issue. Or for her to think that I want to take him away. I mean I would if I could have the chance but that is another story! Please let me be alive by the end of the night...
And I am so tired and exhausted from running from her. If I had known she was going to be here I would have chosen another time to run away... I am so tired that I lay down to sleep in an old trunk I see. It somehow looks familiar.
New friends
Yeah I made friends with Eli and Oskar! Though I get the feeling Eli still wants to captured me...
Elli Elly Ellie I just cant spell her name and Ely makes it more harder to spell as if I did not have enough trouble spelling her name

I was reading peacefully when again Elli approach me. She took the book away. Was she going to try and kiss me again?
"Let's talk."
"Ok."
She looked serious. So she begin.
"I am not a girl."
"Oh."
"I am not a boy."
"Ah."
"I am nothing."
"Hmm."
"My name is Elias."
"Elly how can you be so cruel to me!"
"Let me explain.."
"You know I can't spell your name and now you are making it more harder to spell!"
"I am pouring out my heart to you and that is all you can think off! Not being able to spell my name!"
"Well its hard to spell for me already!"
"Well come here! I will show you how to spell my name!"
And off I went runnning again!
Interruption one:
"Wait so how many diaries do you guys have?" Doctor Thompson asked.
"A lot. Well Lucy does. She has them all scattered around our house."
"Well is not my fault! I just forget where I put the diaries."
Then the phone rang.
"Oh I see. This is good news!"
"Who was it?"
"Dr. Cullen. He says he has found a temporary cure!"
Oh no that meant only one thing!
"Finally I can show you how good my cooking is!"
I was afraid to try Eli's cooking...
The Temporary Cure
"I don't want to! I like blood!"
I was running from the cure. Eli and Oskar had already gotten the temporary cure and it was my turn. But I could not! I was just imagining Eli's cooking! No way I could not allow this! So I dialed the number of the only person who could help me!!
So that girl Lucy call me again. She said this time she would pay double than the last time. So I went and pretended to be her again. All I had to do was try some cooking. That was ok.
"Lucy stop hiding!"
"Here I am!"
"Now you guys can try my cooking!"
Free food. What could go wrong? So I showed up.
Cooking with Eli
"Ta da! What do you guys think?"
What had I gotten into? This what was this? It was a burn round thing. I got it and it felt like a rock as I try to break it with the fork.
'What is it?"
"A waffle!"
'Is delicious Eli!"
WOW that blonde kid most really loved his girlfriend! I saw how he chew the whole thing! So as the two were looking at each other with love I put my burn waffle in his plate.
"Yeah is sweet and tasty!"
"Oskar how can you say is delicious when you haven't taken a bite!" She was getting angry!
"But I did! I ate the whole thing!"
"Yeah Oskar look I finish the whole waffle!"
'But I did I ate it! How..."
"And don't blame me."
"I did eat it Eli!"
"Oh sure then how come the waffle is still in the plate!"
"Is Lucy! She put it there!"
So off they went on fighting. Lucy this Lucy was to blame.
"I put so much work into this day! And you..."
"Eli I did eat it. It is Lucy she must.."
"No, Oskar you don't deserve dessert! Only Lucy will get tp try my super secret dessert whose ingredients are secretly only known by me and who I secretly cooked while no one was around."
Oh no I was in trouble. There was only one solution to this.
I went in search of that Lucy. I found her under a table.
"I can't do this. You are on your own."
I fled through one of the windows. Just imagining dessert frighten me.
I was on my own. That girl I had hired had gotten scared by Ellis cooking. I wonder what Eli made her eat. When I came I found Oskar begging Eli.
"Please Eli let me eat the dessert! You know I love your cooking!"
"No, Oskar! You don't! Only Lucy does!"
"Look I do!"
Wow Oskar ate the whole thing in one bite. He must really love Eeli!
"Come on Lucy!"
But then Oskar got in the way!
"No, I won't let you Lucy! Only I can try Eli's super secret dessert!"
I would be glad if he did!
"Oskar relax I am sure Elli will.."
"Never! Come on let's go Lucy!"
Then Oskar stood in the way again. He grabbed a white glove and threw it at me.
"Then I I challenge you to a duel Lucy! Who wins gets to try Eli's super secret dessert!!"
The duel over Eli's super secret dessert
Oskar was crazy! A duel over Elii's dessert!
Or else he loved Ely too much!
"Or are you scared to lose!"
"Really Oskar.." He had to be kidding right...
I pick up the white glove and threw it back to him. Surely Oskar was not serious..
"I knew Lucy would accept!"
"Let's get started then!"
No way! Thats it! Oskar had lost his mind! Eli's cooking had created all this madness! And now I was in a duel fighting for a dessert I did not want to eat.
"I take it back."
I tried to get the glove back but Oskar got it to.
"You can't. We have to duel!"
As we struggle with the glove it landed by where Elii was standing!
"So I am part of this duel too!"
Then the duel was set..
"Ok. Yes 300 pairs of gloves. By tomorrow ok. Fine." It was Oskar ordering the gloves for the duel. So now we has to wait until tomorrow.
"Why can't we begin today! I am ready for this duel already!" Eli said as she walked around.
"Hey how come you and Lucy never met Oskar if you lived in the same town?"
"I don't know Eli. I guess we were in different classes."
"Yeah I wonder that to.."
"Imagined I had met the two of you while you where in town he he.." I said laughing. Oskar and Eli looked frighten at that possibility? I wonder why?